subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN
Look at the actual painting, though. Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?
i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday
this is still my fav
what are some fun cool hip things to do with friends when they come over?
summon the devil
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade
Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.